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silent-and-courious:

otakulady89:

welcumtobonercity:

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ADORABLE BEYOND ALL BELIEF!

Idk something about baby striders that makes me go all to mush.

(Source: oldbaraharem)

xwaffleswonderlandx:

cyberdashie:

RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!! WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!?!?!??!?!

GUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!! THE FUCKING SKY IS A SHADE BRIGHTER THAN IT SHOULD BE!!!!! WHOS THE LITTLE FUCKER THATS PLAYING SBURB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Emergency, sorry sol

Karkat’s feeling…Flushed..

estrouspissblood:

karkat-dirk:

estrouspissblood:

karkat-dirk:

It made no sense what so ever, he’d only seen the troll around once or twice…okay a few times more then often. So what if he kind of cute with his stupid insipid 3D glasses, or that the way his fangs peaked over his bottom lip was endearing. He looked like a total douche nozzle with his bifurcated bullshit shtick. Yet still you felt the odd barest feelings of red for the hacker.

Having asked around and learning the troll’s name was easy enough, it was asking about him that had been difficult. From what the frustrated troll learned his name was Sollux Captor, he kept mostly to himself, was great at computers and had a thing for hacking. All stuff that just fit him, like they’d met before and this was just things he should know.

This made no sense and it pissed him off to no ends! It wasn’t easy being Karkat Vantas, especially when you had a small flush crush on a troll you never even spoken to. He planned to fix that today, today he’d at least say hi to the asshole. What’s the worse that could happen? When your the cancer, the answer was : everything.

You, Sollux Captor, have absolutely no idea what’s about to get thrown your way. All you know is you’re trying to distract yourself with some (illegally downloaded) games on your husktop and it’s almost working.

Okay so the idea of talking to him is enticing, but actually figuring out a way to do it was impossible. Karkat had gone over every different scenario from every romance novel and movie on first meetings in his head for the past hour. Nothing!

He gave a sigh and slumped back in his spot, one that gave him the view of the troll typing away at his key board. This was so stupid, why did romance always make people so dumb. Growling the angry troll stood up before he changed his mind and stomped over to the other troll, stopping right besides him.

You can hear the stomping a mile away and you sigh. Honestly, you weren’t in the mood for dealing with a Vantas, huffy or otherwise, which is why you’re attempting to spend your day alone but this idiot obviously didn’t pick up on the hint. You ignore him for the most part, hoping maybe if you stay still and silent long enough, he’ll move on to another victim.

He looked annoyed, good at least Karkat wasn’t the only one. No he was going to try some of things he’d learned from his movies. Actually trying not to insult someone at first meeting.

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Wow this was hard. Clearing his throat he went over just a simple introduction in his head and tried to recite it.

"Karkat uh Shit. I mean Hi my Name is Vant- Karkat!" Oh fuck him, fuck him with rusty culling fork after dipped in human horse feces, how do you fuck up a simple greeting!?

Karkat’s feeling…Flushed..

estrouspissblood:

karkat-dirk:

It made no sense what so ever, he’d only seen the troll around once or twice…okay a few times more then often. So what if he kind of cute with his stupid insipid 3D glasses, or that the way his fangs peaked over his bottom lip was endearing. He looked like a total douche nozzle with his bifurcated bullshit shtick. Yet still you felt the odd barest feelings of red for the hacker.

Having asked around and learning the troll’s name was easy enough, it was asking about him that had been difficult. From what the frustrated troll learned his name was Sollux Captor, he kept mostly to himself, was great at computers and had a thing for hacking. All stuff that just fit him, like they’d met before and this was just things he should know.

This made no sense and it pissed him off to no ends! It wasn’t easy being Karkat Vantas, especially when you had a small flush crush on a troll you never even spoken to. He planned to fix that today, today he’d at least say hi to the asshole. What’s the worse that could happen? When your the cancer, the answer was : everything.

You, Sollux Captor, have absolutely no idea what’s about to get thrown your way. All you know is you’re trying to distract yourself with some (illegally downloaded) games on your husktop and it’s almost working.

Okay so the idea of talking to him is enticing, but actually figuring out a way to do it was impossible. Karkat had gone over every different scenario from every romance novel and movie on first meetings in his head for the past hour. Nothing!

He gave a sigh and slumped back in his spot, one that gave him the view of the troll typing away at his key board. This was so stupid, why did romance always make people so dumb. Growling the angry troll stood up before he changed his mind and stomped over to the other troll, stopping right besides him.